Escaped Thoughts

Tue, May 31, 2005

Yes, They Do Make You Look Fat

You know who would look totally hot in pants a number of sizes too small for her?

Nobody.

I'm not clear on how someone who has thought through the need to wear a thong (which reminds me, wearing too-tight pants made of thin white material is a whole extra level of not-hot) to avoid having visible lines can miss the fat bulging out all around the top of her pants.

The lesson here is, if the answer to the question, “do these pants make me look fat” is painfully clearly “Yes, very much so, and skanky to boot!”, then don't wear them.

The preceding has been a public service announcement on behalf of everyone has to go out in public and be subjected to that sort of thing.

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