Escaped Thoughts

Teaching Aliens To Think Outside The Box

So through some random link-following I read some of a highly amusing site run by someone trying warn people of the dangers posed by the aliens experimenting on us, and explaining how you can defend yourself (the answer, of course, being the next generation in tin-foil hats—just as stupid looking, but now with 10 times the mind-control-stopping effectiveness). What struck me most is that we apparently know that among other things aliens can:

  • Control gravity
  • Pass through solid objects
  • Perform surgical procedures

And yet “aliens have not been able to remove a thought screen helmet secured with tape or string.” Clearly these aliens need some help managing their invasion, if they haven't managed to figure out how to apply their powers and tools to the daunting task of cutting through tape. But since they can read my thoughts from 100 miles away, I'm sure they are on their way over right now to discuss a lucrative consulting contract.

Other's Thoughts

From the mind of Pat - I think... - Mon, Jun 05, 2006

Just one more piece of evidence... http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

From the mind of Michael Menkin - Wed, Aug 20, 2008
Aliens and Children

The aliens are not incompetent, just very different than humans. Keep in mind in your review that we are dealing with real aliens from space, who are very different than we are in many, many ways. Although they will search everywhere in a house for a helmet that is hidden, the are unfamiliar with locks and will not try to open a cabinet that is locked. I have found that when abductees keep their helmets in a locked cabinet, the helmets are not taken by aliens.
When you analyze aliens from space, it is you who must think outside the box.