The Revolution Has Failed
The good news is, my DDR pad and adapter have arrived. So in theory I should be a happy, healthier, dancing machine. The bad news is, it doesn't work. So now I'm in limbo waiting to see if they fix it with drivers (which is worthless to me, as I have no drivers) or ship new ones. In the meantime, all I can do is stare forlornly at the dance mat sitting, totally useless, next to me.
It's a cruel world.