Lessons From The Dentist's Office
I finally got around to seeing a dentist this morning after my long college-induced hiatus. The important things I learned during my visit:
- I brush extremely well, and/or have magic teeth
- However, brushing really can't reach everywhere—just because the hygienist thinks you are flossing when you are 16 doesn't mean that you don't actually have to floss
- Fillings wear out after about as many years as I've had all five of mine
- Dental insurance is a beautiful thing
Despite my impending dental work, it was a pretty good first visit. I got to see a larger-than-life, almost-live video of my own teeth, which was new to me, and had my X-rays explained to me in great detail. So far, I definitely like my new dentist... which is good considering I'll be seeing a lot of him in the near future.
The real high point of the visit, though, is that I now know why I'm senile before my time: my current fillings are made of a mixture of silver and mercury. Sure, they say it's safe, but I choose to cling to my new scapegoat.
Category: Life