Escaped Thoughts

Wed, Jul 20, 2005

Lessons From The Dentist's Office

I finally got around to seeing a dentist this morning after my long college-induced hiatus. The important things I learned during my visit:

  1. I brush extremely well, and/or have magic teeth
  2. However, brushing really can't reach everywhere—just because the hygienist thinks you are flossing when you are 16 doesn't mean that you don't actually have to floss
  3. Fillings wear out after about as many years as I've had all five of mine
  4. Dental insurance is a beautiful thing

Despite my impending dental work, it was a pretty good first visit. I got to see a larger-than-life, almost-live video of my own teeth, which was new to me, and had my X-rays explained to me in great detail. So far, I definitely like my new dentist... which is good considering I'll be seeing a lot of him in the near future.

The real high point of the visit, though, is that I now know why I'm senile before my time: my current fillings are made of a mixture of silver and mercury. Sure, they say it's safe, but I choose to cling to my new scapegoat.

Category: Life

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