Life at Fruit Co. is notoriously shrouded in mystery, but after my first day I can tell you the following about what it's like inside:

• Most of it is underground
• The work is done by unpaid midget slave labor that is never allowed to leave
• The chocolate is mixed by waterfall, the whipped cream is whipped with real whips, and the poached eggs are stolen from the king's forest in the dead of night.

So that's what it's like there. Or maybe that's what it's like at Wonka's Chocolate Factory—I get mixed up sometimes.

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This is a quick belated note to say: We made it! We moved in early on the 23rd, the cable guy was only an hour and a half late getting our cable modem set up on the 24th, all of our stuff miraculously arrived on the evening of the 24th (we were sure that it would come much closer to the August 2nd end of the arrival range), and we've been settling in and wading through boxes ever since. Everything went more smoothly than could realistically have been expected.

It's good to be home.

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