Escaped Thoughts

Tue, Jan 20, 2004

Click Here to Have Your Soul Sucked Out

As my job search progresses, I find myself more and more convinced that I know exactly what I want to do, and that there is (or at least should be) a huge market for it: making online job application systems that don't suck unimaginably. Frankly, just about everyone seems to need one.

So far, all the job sites fit into one of three categories:

  1. Email a resume to: jobs@whereever.com—This is fine, except that these places often have no searchable job list, so you don't know if they even have any openings that you might potentially fill.
  2. Fill in some contact info, paste in a resume, and press submit—Good except that they all really need a "preview" option, in case, say, a stray invisible character that causes their database to choke and forget everything after it somehow creeps it, and you don't notice until you use another site that does have a preview, and then you have to go back and resubmit your resume and worry that you'll look like an idiot who is applying for a software development job, but who can't even use an HTML form correctly.
  3. Use our handy-dandy resume builder—I will find the people who write these, and cane them. The IBM resume builder took me over an hour to complete, and I had a resume all ready! Granted, I was on dial up, but it was still insane. Every page took literally 2-3 minutes to load (probably because it was storing everything in hidden form fields, twice). All graduation and job start/end dates included the day, and there was no "present" option for jobs I'm still working at. You can't move between pages except in order, so when I found a typo during the final preview, I had to go all the way back to the beginning (the only function of the "edit" button), click my way through every painfully loading page until I reached the typo, fix the typo, then keep clicking until I reached the end.

So right now I'm in a fantastic position to know exactly what people want out of a job application system, and I'm qualified to make one. It's ideal.

Interested parties can contact me by: (1) emailing me, (2) using the comment submission form, or (3) building an entire blog from some kind of horrible templating system, then using trackback.

Category: Life

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